Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
unless its hitler
then it’s only nein times cuter
i am done
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay